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My history teacher stole my wallet. And I think shes the 1 who castrated my dog.
Aliens have the acidy spit...I WANT THAT!
Created on 2005-09-27 02:58:14 (#8395523), last updated 2007-03-06
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Basic Info| Name: | Meg...or Jesus |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 05-15 |
| Location: | Federated States of Micronesia, United States |
| Website: | Botulism...yummy! |
Bio/(Formerly berardlove666)/
Loves: slash, Bent, Yossi & Jagger, Aimee & Jaguar, Audition, my religion Satanism, Queer As Folk, Oz, House of 1000 Corpses+Devil's Rejects, Alexander the Great history, Natural Born Killers, The L Word, Brokeback Mountain short-story and movie, Chucky, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Heathers, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, Wonder Showzen, Sylvia Plath...hardcore punk/riot grrl, gothic, industrial metal, death metal, and queercore music.
Favorite jokes:
If I were a unicorn, I would ride on a horse's back. Over a rainbow, and under a moonbean...where mommy would let me wear makeup and piece my ears! Also, I like sparkles...and porno.
Ninjas are TOTALLY SWEET, what with all the guitar solos and flipping out and totally chopping peoples' heads off.
I'm personally all like 'WHOO Pirates,' but its cool if you want to be all like 'WHOO Ninjas.' Because ninjas are pretty hecka bad too.
I'm so rock hard. You should call me Block Rockchest. Or Chip RockBlock. Or something.
I love your duck with all it's ducky goodness.
I saw Billy Idol about 6 years ago getting out of limo and I yelled "Billy Idol!!" at him, in case maybe he forgot.
And I will be your Guiding Light if you'll be my General Hospital.
Shut up, you stuttering freak! You're gonna make me puke my pants! God, you're annoying on a molecular level! You had your chance and you gobbled it's balls!
I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with a...like a rock...like a...like a stone. Or something.
Shut up, or I'll cut off your big toe! Careful, we don't want to lose any more toes around here.
From one of the coolestmotherfuckingpeopleonEarth, I could be described like this: "“Would you all stop bitching about how you’re tired, hungry, worried bout’ your folks or how you think this is a lame idea?!” Last but not least, Megan. She was the one who first thought of making a band in the first place with Nikki (best friend since forever.) She was a sweet girl until it came to the band. Then she could be harsh and rash. Her short, fiery red hair that matched her personality fell in front of one of her eyes. Her makeup was black with fancy curls around the edges of her eyes with a star that made her look like a real rock star. Her blue-ish green eyes were captivating if you really looked at them and she looked like she was always in deep thought. She wore a ripped up purple shirt that said ‘Fuck off’ on it with a long, black and red skirt with sequins over fishnet tights and black high tops and black nails. You can see doodles and notes written all over her in permanent marker, some making sense, some not. Megan was the most devoted to the band."
Loves: slash, Bent, Yossi & Jagger, Aimee & Jaguar, Audition, my religion Satanism, Queer As Folk, Oz, House of 1000 Corpses+Devil's Rejects, Alexander the Great history, Natural Born Killers, The L Word, Brokeback Mountain short-story and movie, Chucky, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Heathers, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, Wonder Showzen, Sylvia Plath...hardcore punk/riot grrl, gothic, industrial metal, death metal, and queercore music.
Favorite jokes:
If I were a unicorn, I would ride on a horse's back. Over a rainbow, and under a moonbean...where mommy would let me wear makeup and piece my ears! Also, I like sparkles...and porno.
Ninjas are TOTALLY SWEET, what with all the guitar solos and flipping out and totally chopping peoples' heads off.
I'm personally all like 'WHOO Pirates,' but its cool if you want to be all like 'WHOO Ninjas.' Because ninjas are pretty hecka bad too.
I'm so rock hard. You should call me Block Rockchest. Or Chip RockBlock. Or something.
I love your duck with all it's ducky goodness.
I saw Billy Idol about 6 years ago getting out of limo and I yelled "Billy Idol!!" at him, in case maybe he forgot.
And I will be your Guiding Light if you'll be my General Hospital.
Shut up, you stuttering freak! You're gonna make me puke my pants! God, you're annoying on a molecular level! You had your chance and you gobbled it's balls!
I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with a...like a rock...like a...like a stone. Or something.
Shut up, or I'll cut off your big toe! Careful, we don't want to lose any more toes around here.
From one of the coolestmotherfuckingpeopleonEarth, I could be described like this: "“Would you all stop bitching about how you’re tired, hungry, worried bout’ your folks or how you think this is a lame idea?!” Last but not least, Megan. She was the one who first thought of making a band in the first place with Nikki (best friend since forever.) She was a sweet girl until it came to the band. Then she could be harsh and rash. Her short, fiery red hair that matched her personality fell in front of one of her eyes. Her makeup was black with fancy curls around the edges of her eyes with a star that made her look like a real rock star. Her blue-ish green eyes were captivating if you really looked at them and she looked like she was always in deep thought. She wore a ripped up purple shirt that said ‘Fuck off’ on it with a long, black and red skirt with sequins over fishnet tights and black high tops and black nails. You can see doodles and notes written all over her in permanent marker, some making sense, some not. Megan was the most devoted to the band."
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alexander the great, arch enemy, babes in toyland, bettie page, bikini kill, billie holiday, bjork, black flag, chicks on speed, children of bodom, comedy central, courtney love, cradle of filth, death/black/speed/thrash metal, dimmu borgir, elizabeth bathory, frank sinatra, gay, jack off jill, johnny the homicidal maniac, kittie, knives, korn, l7, lacuna coil, lamb of god, le tigre, lenore, lesbian, marilyn manson, marilyn monroe, mudvayne, nine inch nails, old afi, old hole, old my chemical romance, oz, pansy division, peaches, punk *not emo, queer as folk, real punk*, riot grrrl music, rob zombie, rockabilly music, rocky horror picture show, serial killers, slash, slayer, sleater-kinney, swing music, system of a down, the avengers, the donnas, the l word, the misfits, the yeah yeah yeahs., unreleased evanescence, woody allen, x-ray spex
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